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In which it is revealed that Mindy Kaling and I are the same person.

MINDY: I can’t hold it together! [looks at RDJ] You’re my favorite living actor. I just can’t. Like, Soapdish? One of my favorite movies of all time. Sherlock Holmes was my favorite movie of last year. It’s a great movie! … I go to these movies, these action movies like Iron Man or Sherlock Holmes and I’m so used to now— they’re so serious all the time. I go in and it’s gonna be like— but your movies are, like, Sherlock Holmes could’ve been totally boring but you made it kind of like funny and sexy and stuff … I’m sorry! I just had to say it because I would’ve been remiss if I hadn’t .. And look at him, he’s such a badass! He’s wearing like, ripped jeans. This is like— you’re a cool guy!
(later on)
RDJ: Get in therapy, Jay. You can get a new head.
LENO: He’s on his third head right now, Robert.
MINDY: [turns to RDJ] I love this head. Don’t change your head!

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

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