robertwhatareyoudoing:

ROBERT.

everything about this outfit is screaming HELL NO with the voice of possibly a million banshees.

the least worst thing about it is the three different greens which are HORRIBLE ENOUGH ON THEIR OWN but then they are also HIDEOUS STYLES.  robert does that shirt have YOUR NAME ON IT, in a stupid font, BACKWARDS??

and WHAT ARE THOSE CROPPED PANTS ROBERT NO.  they would be bad if they were long BUT INSTEAD YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO TAKE FASHION TIPS from the hobbits and own CROPPED PANTS.

AND FINALLY, robert, YOUR SHOES.  the first time I saw this picture I thought they were KNITTED CROCS.  if you wear footwear that resembles knitted crocs robert you deserve every single ounce of the snark I throw at you.

I don’t even want to talk about that hat.

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It took a while, but I’m finally done. RDJesus has risen!